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Amy Winehouse and her Tits

Amy Winehouse has had her boobs cosmetically altered. I learnt of this for the first time today – some time after she appeared with her new knockers on a BBC show called Strictly Come Dancing (sounds a bit shit, whatever it is).

It’s wonderful news. My life has taken on a whole new meaning.

Fake boobies as seen on Amy Winehouse

Gordon Ramsay and his Chin

And the excitement doesn’t stop there. Today I learnt that Gordon Ramsay has also had cosmetic surgery – on his chin! Way to go Gordon – I mean to say, this is extremely fascinating.

If you’d like to see before and after pictures of Gordon’s chin – you can do so on the BBC’s website – just click on the image of Gordon Ramsay below.

Gordon Ramsay - Click on him to see his chin in more detail.

Lord Gobshot and his Anus

Just so you all know in advance – I’m planning on having my anal passage shortened after complaints from my wife about the incessant farting it produces. I shall make sure you all get to read about it on Spitting Bullets as soon as I’ve recovered and can sit-down long enough to type again.

Watch out also for detailed photos of the silicon arse implants I intend to have afterwards as a result of the operation.

A diagram of an Anus

Your Botoxicating News

If anyone else would like to share their interesting cosmetic surgery stories, then please, do send them in to Spitting Bullets, and we’ll gladly post your botoxicating news here on this website.