Posts Tagged ‘masterchefs’

BBC Masterchef – Guilt and Remorse Reviled

February 11, 2009, Posted by Lord Gobshot at 12:19 am

Guilt and Remorse
I’ve been feeling the tiniest twinge of guilt over the last few days since I posted an article entitled BBC Masterchef – Masterchefs, Mastercunts and Minge Biscuits. In it, I referred to several things about Masterchef that makes me want to throw my colon up into a Pyrex bowl and force the producer’s [...]

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BBC Masterchef – Masterchefs, Mastercunts and Minge Biscuits.

February 3, 2009, Posted by Lord Gobshot at 12:57 am

Become a Masterchef Mastercunt In Your Own Home

It’s Sunday lunch. You’ve taken your seats at the table, polished off your first drink, and you’re presented with your starter.
‘Mmm, it’s very nice’, says one diner.
‘Yeah, very nice’, says another.
Then you say ‘I like the lettuce. I like the prawns. I even like the Marie Rose sauce. [...]

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