London Election Special- Boris Gets Mayoral Erection!
‘Blond Bold Boris the Buffoon’ has won the Mayoral Electoral Contest of London Upon Thames, a small but heavily polluted village not too far south of Stevenage.
The UK breathed a sigh of relief when ‘Blond Bold Boris the Buffoon’ promised to ensure that all ‘London Upon Thamesers’ remain where they are for the foreseeable future [...]





