BBC Masterchef – Masterchefs, Mastercunts and Minge Biscuits.
Become a Masterchef Mastercunt In Your Own Home
It’s Sunday lunch. You’ve taken your seats at the table, polished off your first drink, and you’re presented with your starter.
‘Mmm, it’s very nice’, says one diner.
‘Yeah, very nice’, says another.
Then you say ‘I like the lettuce. I like the prawns. I even like the Marie Rose sauce. [...]





