Spitting Bullets

Amy Winehouse and her Tits
Amy Winehouse has had her boobs cosmetically altered. I learnt of this for the first time today – some time after she appeared with her new knockers on a BBC show called Strictly Come Dancing (sounds a bit shit, whatever it is).
It’s wonderful news. My life has taken on a [...]

Bonking Advice from the BBC
During a futile search for something to whinge and moan about, I finally came across an article on the BBC’s website in their h2g2 section entitled:
How to Get Pregnant and How Not To .
It’s really quite brilliant – especially the Old Wives’ section. Take this for example:
If you believe you are pregnant, you shouldn’t pull [...]

What Nick Griffin Would Have Said…
 
I promised myself after watching Nick Griffin on last Thursday’s now infamous edition of BBC Question Time that I wouldn’t write about his and the BNP’s subsequent black-balling from the mainstream political arena on the same and only day he’d ever stepped into it. I’ve now broken that promise.
However, rather than [...]

Shit on the Box – BBC Watchdog Yet Again!
In tonight’s enlightening programme (BBC 1, 7.30pm), Sir Cliff Richard wrote a letter to BBC Watchdog advising people not to buy tickets for his live concerts from ‘rip-off merchants’ or non-approved ticket agents. As tempting as it might be to buy your ‘dream ticket’ he said (who [...]

Guilt and Remorse
I’ve been feeling the tiniest twinge of guilt over the last few days since I posted an article entitled BBC Masterchef – Masterchefs, Mastercunts and Minge Biscuits. In it, I referred to several things about Masterchef that makes me want to throw my colon up into a Pyrex bowl and force the producer’s [...]