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London 2012 Olympic Games Opening Ceremony

August 25, 2008, Posted by Lord Gobshot at 1:17 pm

LONDON 2012 OLYMPIC OPENING CEREMONY UNOFFICIAL SCHEDULE (PROVISIONAL)
Now that the Olympic flag has officially been handed over to London’s Mayor Boris Johnson in Beijing, Spitting Bullets is proud to announce its status as ‘Unofficial Organiser’ of London’s 2012 Olympic Games Opening Ceremony.
London’s bid to create a unique festival atmosphere in 2012 will surely be boosted [...]

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London Election Special- Boris Gets Mayoral Erection!

May 7, 2008, Posted by Lord Gobshot at 1:48 pm

‘Blond Bold Boris the Buffoon’ has won the Mayoral Electoral Contest of London Upon Thames, a small but heavily polluted village not too far south of Stevenage.

The UK breathed a sigh of relief when ‘Blond Bold Boris the Buffoon’ promised to ensure that all ‘London Upon Thamesers’ remain where they are for the foreseeable future [...]

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