Lord Gobshot

Lord Gobshot of Spitting Bullets, Honorary Editor

Lord Gobshot of Spitting Bullets

DISCLAIMER

I am not a Lord in the traditional British understanding of the word – for a start, it cost me nothing. Below are three things I’d like to tell you about myself:

My parents, Mr and Mrs Gobshot, threw me out of the family home when I was 15 years old when they caught me trying to make love to the cat.

On my 18th birthday, I was awarded Best in Class for my school’s annual ‘I’m a complete Fuck-Head’ competition.

Today, I play with myself less than I used to do, although naturally, it’s still a temptation.

If you believe any of these things, then you’re clearly a moron - so please leave Spitting Bullets because you are not welcome.

Lord Gobshot

Honorary Editor , Spitting Bullets

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