• Satire Posts

  • BBC Watchdog Shits On The Box.
  • BBC Masterchef - Guilt and Remorse Reviled
  • BBC Masterchef - Masterchefs, Mastercunts and Minge Biscuits.
  • BBC Watchdog Nike ‘Piss In Boots’ Fiasco
  • London 2012 Olympic Games Opening Ceremony
  • Pizza Evolution from Pizza Hut - Get Stuffed!
  • Headache? - Try 32 Skinless Sausages Sir!
  • London Election Special- Boris Gets Mayoral Erection!
  • Rolls-Royce Cars for Everyone - Join the Debate
  • Special Budget Report - March 2008
  • Where Does Delia Smith Get Her Recipes?
  • NHS Discrimination - Are UK Eskimos Treated Fairly?
  • MP’s 4 year Silence Over Road Tax Costs

• Satire Archive

  Select Month March 2009 February 2009 November 2008 August 2008 June 2008 May 2008 April 2008 March 2008 February 2008

• Lord Gobshot On Twitter

  • @lordofpleasure It's all about Twittering. And its very strange. 2009/03/18
  • Shit on the Box - http://tinyurl.com/aeuzhp 2009/03/09
  • I'm really bored with Twitter - Can anyone tell me why I should continue to use it? Please. 2009/03/08
  • @tomsowerby You mean a pitcher of San Miguel - surely? 2009/03/04
  • Who actually said the 'Yorkshire Ripper' was going to be released - NO-ONE! Usual fabricated news story - satisfying the Daily Mail editors. 2009/02/18
  • @aaronwall Excellent find - have you thought about offering your services - there could be an honorary knighthood in it for you? 2009/02/13
  • Look - Here he is - how coincidental - let him know how you much you like him: http://www.twitter.com/kelvinmackenzie 2009/02/12
  • Is Kelvin MacKenzie on Twitter anyone? - I want to tell him he's a TWAT 2009/02/12
  • Right then - the next Spitting Bullets post will be called "Kelvin MacKenzie is a TWAT" 2009/02/12
  • Kelvin MacKenzie really is a TWAT - "Oi, Kelvin - You're a TWAT!!!" 2009/02/12
  • BBC Question Time - Kelvin MacKenzie's on - God help us. Trying to think of a word to describe him, and all I can come up with is TWAT. 2009/02/12
  • Question Time - I've just realised that it's clearly no coincidence that 'Banker' rhymes with 'Wa.......' 2009/02/12
  • Grand Designs. Bloke says: "We don't want old and new. We want a beautiful building surrounded by contemporary design." - That is old & new! 2009/02/11
  • If Micro-Herbs are simply 'early' versions of herbs - then surely Baby Herbs, or even Cress might be a name that could be used? Cress! 2009/02/11
  • Spitting Bullets Latest - Updated - http://tinyurl.com/bbjrfy 2009/02/11
  • Spitting Bullets Latest - http://tinyurl.com/dzuh6x 2009/02/11
  • http://www.cockpuppets.com - How Extraordinary! 2009/02/09
  • Tired, Irritable & Confused! The little Gobshots have drained all of my stamina. Long live contraception - but not the 'rhythm method'! 2009/02/08
  • Saw the brand new A1 Pacific Steam Locomotive today - the 'Tornado' as The Talisman. It was absolutely fanatastic. 2009/02/07
  • @stephenfry Do you think with your influence and verbal eloquence you could persuade the BBC to buy back cricket, just for me? Pleeeeeeease! 2009/02/07

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